So my Aunt Sh-Sh told me about a movie that she wants me to watch when I get bigger called  "Princess Quarterback" about a girl that plays football!  Wow!  Well, I think I've decided that I want to be the Princess Center... cause I've learned how to hike the football, everybody!
Daddy and Granddaddy were throwing the football in our backyard and this is what happened:
TK:  Um... Daddy, what you doin?
Daddy:  Throwing the football with Granddaddy.
TK:  Can I throw too?
Daddy:  Well, it might be too hard to throw it, it's a little heavy.  How about we hike the ball?
TK:  Huh?

 TK:  Granddaddy, Granddaddy, look what Daddy just showed me.  You bend down like this and throw it backwards between your legs, see?

TK:  Sh Sh, Mom-o, Pa, Grandmother, Pa look here and watch me hike ball! 

TK:  See?  I can do it!
TK:  And I can do it again!

TK:  Mom-o, will you be my quarterback?  Hike! Hike!

Daddy:  TK, will you hike it to me?  
TK:  Yes I will, Daddy!  It's not very hard, c'mere and let me hike to you!

Can you believe it?  One day and I'm already a pro!  And it's fun!  How many years until I can try out for Bama Football?  (Sorry, Pa!)